Hey, everyone! Casey here. I’ve noticed that recently there has been an influx of new followers, and while I’m quite flattered by your interest, I’m afraid I have some bad news for you.

As you can see from the blog description, these graphics are all based on conversations between myself and Lauren. Unfortunately, Lauren and I had a bit of a falling out and because of that, it’s highly unlikely that there will be any further posts here. Without new conversations, there just isn’t any new material. So, unless Lauren decides to post something for some reason, The Adventures of Capslock is officially retired.

The blog will stay up, though, so feel free to continue reblogging the old graphics if you like! Thanks for the support!

How old are these people?

I don’t remember them saying that Carl died in 1989. I could be wrong…

8] THIS IS SO EXCITING.

This will be our first actual announcement and very possibly, our last. Despite our outrageous use of impact font type, we’re really not all that gregarious and prefer to withdraw from the public.

We apologise that our updates are infrequent, but that’s good, right? Then when you have forgotten you have followed us, you’re pleasantly surprised. Well, at least I hope you’re pleasantly surprised, you might not be. You might be pleasantly shocked, or pleasantly… or unpleasantly anything. ANYWAY!

Now that I’ve given you every reason why you shouldn’t be following us, WELCOME NEW FOLLOWERS!

We’re excited that we have followers at all.

Oh, I’m being so naughty, posting without Casey being online.

I AM SO HONORED.

WHAT’D YOU DO?

They’re your parents, too, Sherlock.

You even got a picture to show me.